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I’m Writing a Novel!

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Fairytale

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Meetings

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The Anticlock (v1.0)

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Inspirational He-Man (Chrome Extension)!

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Retrowave: Experiment 2

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Retrowave: Experiment 1

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Aw…

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Tonguespank Party! (and Theme)

Power of Words

Arthur Chan, Man of Action

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The Librarians

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The Merchants

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Long Nights

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Spin the Bottle

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Here There Be Dragons

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Countdown

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Childhood in Zero-G

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Packing

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The Shinar Program

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Knowledge Engine

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My Father’s Interstellar Pawn Shop

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Decision, 1974

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The Legend of Aunt Cassandra

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The Last What?

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The Thousand Year War

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The Tonguespank Challenge!

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Fan Art!

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Cyborg High

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Extras

“I love you too, Veronica,” Said Ronald, huskily. “You look ravishing in your special pajamas. I could just hug you all night.”

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Let us give a warm welcome to our incoming Editors. Welcome, Cohort of 2172! May your edits be always uncontested!

Society of the Editors

Having a super-smart kid is one thing. A billion of them is another. And a billion super-smart kids from some virus? Created by, what, some shadowy government agency? Probably employing honest-to-god mad scientists? No consent. Not even a discussion. No wonder people are pissed.

Precocious

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Future Perfect

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Heat Signature – Soundtrack (?)

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U.S. Killbotics – Come Join the Family!

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Rammstein vs. U.S. Killbotics – Du Hast

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Neighbors and Ways

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Pilgrimage

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Love as a Second Language

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Escape from the Lab

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Terry Crews vs. U.S. Killbotics – Old Spice Muscle Music

I had a teddy bear when I was growing up, a “Mike” by Standard. Remember those? The ones that got recalled when they started getting depressed? Yeah, it sounds weird to have a depressed toy, doesn’t it? It used to happen all the time though, with some of the early AIs. And really, depressed was […]

Rise of the Misfit Toys

The marketplace is no place for a nine-year-old girl, but that’s always where I spent my mornings. There was something about the crowds, jabbering in a dozen languages, pointing, taking, bartering, haggling, stealing… it’s intoxicating. The merchants would seize you by the arm and pull you bodily into booths, draping silver chains or silks over […]

Transistors for Bottlecaps

Dearest Charlotte: Of course it’s not an actual time machine. That would be ridiculous, would it not? Time machines exist in one place, and that’s in the fertile imagination of the public. What I have created could more precisely be called a Temporal Influencer (at the moment, I call it the Suggestron, but I am […]

Concerto for Piano and Time Machine

It’s been years since I seen him. He’s probably rusted out by now, or maybe the Wardens nabbed him for the war effort. Maybe his brain’s in a cruise missile or satellite somewhere now; I hear they can’t make a military brain the way they used to. But I can tell you how I remember […]

The Minstrel Mechanical

He was just a C-type android in need of a tuneup, and sometimes that bothered him. But not today; on a day like today he could forget what he was and just sense the sun on his face plate and the wind in his antennas. Factory voicebox or no, that robot knew how to sing.

The Android in the Red Convertible

Standard X-series utility units don’t usually go to parties, because they don’t usually get invited. And really, who expects a robot to know how to party? But some of them do. And when a robot throws a shindig, that party is the stuff of legend.

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